I ought to have added this picture to the last post; I just realized it would have gone perfectly. I don't feel like editing it, though, so it gets its own post.
Before I include the picture, I'll give you the background. Sam and I [really just Sam, since he did it while I was working] were putting up Christmas decorations, and I happened to walk past the pile of boxes (e.g., for the Christmas tree, nativity, ornaments). On the Christmas tree box [I ought to mention it's a rather small tree, meaning it's a rather small box], Sam had written in permanent marker its contents. I guess last year he'd decided to economize on storage space and put some other little things inside. This was the description I saw:
I about died laughing.
[For those of you non-editors out there, he meant, of course, stockings.]
